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Farmer Dies After Falling Into Manure Pit
Reuters
QUEBEC CITY (May 8) - A Canadian farmer died after falling into a pit of manure while trying to rescue his son, police said on Wednesday.
Quebec provincial police said the 21-year-old son was doing spring cleaning on the family farm on Tuesday when he fell into the pit. His father, 46, tried to rescue the young man, but he fell in while attempting to lift his son out.
Firemen at the scene said Michel Joubert was declared dead on arrival at hospital in nearby Saint-Hyacinthe, Quebec. His son, who has not been named, was in stable but critical condition on Wednesday, police said.
"It seems like an accident," said police spokesman Gilles Mitchell.
The accident happened at a dairy farm in Upton, a village about 75 miles east of Montreal.
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Player Banned for Biting Testicles
Reuters
MELBOURNE (May 1) - Former Sydney Swans Australian Rules player Peter Filandia was suspended for 10 matches on Wednesday after pleading guilty to biting an opponent's testicles during a game last week.
Filandia, 31, was playing for Port Melbourne against Springvale in the Australian Football League's feeder competition, the Victorian Football League (VFL).
St. Kilda AFL player Chad Davis, playing for Springvale, suffered a perforated scrotum and lost a small amount of blood, a club doctor told the VFL tribunal in Melbourne. He also needed a tetanus injection.
Filandia told the tribunal he could not breathe when he became entangled with Davis and bit him as a reflex action.
However, Filandia did not know which part of his opponent's body he had bitten, he said.
''It was a split-second decision,'' Filandia told reporters after the hearing.
Tribunal chairman Eddie Power ordered Filandia to undergo player counseling before resuming playing.
In a similar case last year, former rugby league international John Hopoate was banned by the Australian National Rugby League for 12 weeks after poking a finger up the backside of an opponent.
Hopoate was sacked by his club Wests-Tigers but joined rival club Northern Eagles in June 2001.
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